1. Joey Porter, now of the Miami Dolphins, and Levi Jones of the Cincinnati Bengals got into a fist fight in Las Vegas and Porter could get a year in jail (doubtful) stemming from a battery charge [Dolphins' Porter cited for battery in Vegas casino].
2. Khalif Barnes of the Jacksonville Jaguars proclaims his distaste for the city of Jacksonville…someone might want to inform him that he lives/plays there [We Wouldn't Expect Him To Spend Much More Time In Jacksonville].
3. Tony La Russa, manager for the St. Louis Cardinals, was found asleep in his car, foot on the brake, at an intersection, passed out cold and over the legal blood-alcohol content limit [Even Geniuses Sometimes Forget To Put The Car In Park].
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I think Larussa could be #1. Drunk driving is a rough one.
I agree. You have to be very loaded to fall asleep in the middle of the road. What a joker!