You sexty beast you — haha.

I am here to speak on behalf of the Chicago Bears fans. We want and need the Tuna. In the wild, Bears feed off and survive on two main nutritious components when it comes to fish; their brain and belly. That’s is exactly what the Bears in Chicago need — The Tuna’s brain and the Tuna’s gut instincts.

There is no other organization with fans that will cherish and appreciate Bill like the Bears will — just think — Ditka, Butkus, Sweetness, etc. I’ve written your agency a few times, the last time being friday night — while the Bears were sitting at 3-0. At 3-0 I, along with many die-hard fans knew what we were — an inept organization ran by inept management.

Ted Philips and Jerry Angelo wore out their welcome years ago, thus the desperate need and longing for Bill Parcells. A Legend as storied as the Tuna, could only go out with a team as storied as the Chicago Bears. What’s would be more fitting than Bill going out while rebuilding a historic franchise like the Chicago Bears. Talk about stamping an already legendary and hall of fame career. AND, in Chicago, he would become immortal, and would never be forgotten. Our red carpets are full of football heroes.

Bears need Fish, We need Tuna.

A Bears Fan,
Steve Coolidge